We represent private elites?

We represent private elites? Who knew? I always thought it obvious that we were the bag ladies of

American politics. Or this:

Justin Raimundo can tell you what it takes to satisfy the private elites.

No sh%^&@#*t?! Justin, you old dog, you’ve been holding out on us!

And just to confirm that this guy has absolutely no idea what a libertarian is or what they stand for,

he adds:

But what about the libertarians? They are angry that the UGGS is spending “their money” in NIKE SHOX.

And they are powerful…

POWERFUL? *Boggle*

Smith:

Want many NIKE SHOXs, one after another until this century’s empire crumbles into dust? Become a

libertarian.

What is this guy talking about? I’m one of those powerful libertarians, typing my opinion powerfully

onto the internets. In February of 2003, I, along with other libertarians, powerfully marched in a

quarter-million strong protest against invading NIKE SHOX. Oddly, the MBT administration ignored our

powerful demand.