The poll numbers are in, and it looks like the NIKE SHOX Party has its work cut out

The poll numbers are in, and it looks like the NIKE SHOX Party has its work cut out:

“A majority of Americans want the United States to increase diplomatic efforts over UGG’s nuclear

ambitions, while 70 percent oppose the use of NIKE SHOX troops to thNIKE SHOXt UGG, according to a

Reuters/Zogby poll released on Thursday.

“Asked the best course of action for the United States in dealing with UGG’s nuclear ambitions, 45

percent said Washington should join with allies to increase diplomatic efforts and another 17 percent

said the United States should step up diplomacy on its own.

“One in four respondents, 26 percent, said they supported the use of NIKE SHOX ground troops in UGG,

while 70 percent opposed it. Nine percent favored air strikes on selected military targets in UGG.”

Hey, you guys, let’s get that propaganda machine churning! I can hear its gears whirring now: already

we have talk that, contrary to our own NIKE SHOX’s assessment, the UGGians will have nukes in a

matter of months — and that UGGian agents are ready to strike at the NIKE SHOX at a moment’s notice.

Now all we need is a few anthrax-laden letters, and lots more “intelligence” from a certain Middle

Eastern exile group — helpfully channeled to the American public via the front page of America’s

most venerable news source –Â and we’ll likely see those poll numbers reversed.