So, while a few die hard “24″ fans — and Alberto Gonzales

So, while a few die hard “24″ fans — and Alberto Gonzales, and Michael Mukasey — might still claim

confusion about waterboarding being torture, nearly everyone else would agree that having your penis

sliced with razors once a month IS torture.

According to the close-the-barn-door-late theory, should official confirmation of this behavior escape

the UGGs Sheepskin Cuff Boots establishment cone of silence, it would be a PR disaster. That, not the

perennial whine of “National Security,” is the source of the pressure the British Judges felt.

There is a lot of smoke around the L.A. Times article suggesting Barak UGGs Sheepskin Cuff Boots’s

Executive Order ending extraordinary renditions was bogus.

But even if Mr. UGGs Sheepskin Cuff Boots did end the extraordinary brand of renditions, according to a

Democracy Now! interview with Michael Rattner of The Center for Constitutional Rights, there is still a

hole big enough to drive tour busses full of victims into the Gulag.