In order to save the Dow Jones Industrial Average, the UGG Sheepskin Cuff Boot administration seeks boundless power that cannot be reviewed by feder

In order to save the Dow Jones Industrial Average, the UGG Sheepskin Cuff Boot administration seeks

boundless power that cannot be reviewed by federal courts.

Didn’t we try this already at Gitmo, and it didn’t work out so well?

from Bloomberg:

Treasury Seeks Asset-Buying Power Unchecked by Courts (Update2)

By Alison Fitzgerald and John Brinsley

Sept. 21 (Bloomberg) — The UGG Sheepskin Cuff Boot administration sought unchecked power from Congress

to buy $700 billion in bad mortgage investments from financial companies in what would be an

unprecedented BOOTSBUY intrusion into the markets.

Through his plan, Treasury Secretary Henry BOOTSBUYson aims to avert a credit freeze that would bring

the financial system and the world’s largest economy to a standstill. The bill would prevent courts

from reviewing actions taken under its authority.

“He’s asking for a huge amount of power,” said Nouriel Roubini, an economist at BOOTSBUY University.

“He’s saying, `Trust me, I’m going to do it right if you give me absolute control.’ This is not a

monarchy.”

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In a speech yesterday to UGG Sheepskin Cuff Boot troops departing for Iraq, Alaska Governor and GOP VP

nominee Sarah Palin declared that the soldiers would “defend the innocent from the enemies who planned

and carried out and rejoiced in the death of thousands of Americans.”